Professional Jokes

How many IT professionals does it take to change a lightbulb?

Have you tried turning it off and back on?

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How many architects does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one but he has to coordinate ten other professionals who are doing this quiet complicated task.

How many architects does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one but he has to coordinate ten other professionals who are doing this quiet complicated task.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a black man and a white man in the US?

A white man makes it to prison.

Whats the difference between a terrorist training camp and an orphanage?

I don't know I just fly the drone.

Bike Jokes More Bike Jokes

What do a black person and a bike have in common?

they both don't work without a chain.

What do you call a Mexican on a bike?

a dirt bike

Ride Jokes More Ride Jokes

What is the difference between a Texan and a redneck?

Texans tend to ride horses whereas rednecks ride their cousins. -American Sniper

What did Chewy say after episode VII?

I'm riding solo, I'm riding solo, I'm riding solo solo

Serve Jokes More Serve Jokes

How does Snoop Dogg get revenge?

Faux pho fo' foe. Served cold of course. I also doubt Snoop has many enemies.

What does a Chinese restaurant serve for Easter?

Coloured eggrolls!

Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

What's the big deal about jesus turning water into wine?

I turned MY student loans into vodka...

Who would you turn to face?

be careful with whom you chose

Wash Jokes More Wash Jokes

What kind of monster is safe to put in the washing machine?

A wash and wear wolf

How do you tell a good joke on reddit?

Wash it up over and over again until you get gold!

35 Jokes More 35 Jokes

What does a man of 35 think of?

Dating children.

Why is it called the 3/5 compromise?

Because it is only 2/5 solution.

Tooth Jokes More Tooth Jokes

Why does Wiz Khalifa brush his teeth?

Plaque and yellow, plaque and yellow, plaque and yellow.

Why did twoface go to the dentist?

He dented his tooth