Why did the hipster burn his fingers?

because he changed the light bulb before it was cool

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How many handicapped guys does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one if it's Professor X.

How many Protestants does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They live in eternal darkness.

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How many PETA memebers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. PETA can't change anything.

What's your favorite racial (but not racist) joke?

How many South Americans does it take to screw in a light bulb? A Brazilian!

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What did the alien say to the gas pump ?

Don't you know its rude to stick your finger in your ear when I'm talking to you !

Why did the vampire stand at the bus stop with his finger up his nose?

He was a ghoulsnif fer.