E Reptile Dysfunction Jokes

What do you call a Snake game that doesn't work?

An E-Reptile dysfunction

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What do you call it when your lizard doesn't know how to use the internet?

e-reptile dysfunction

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Why don't churches, synagogues, mosques and temples have Wi-Fi?

Because religions don't like competing with an invisible power that actually works.

What works better than anti-depressants?

A 12 Gauge in the mouth This came to me whilst being all depressed.

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How do you call a dog that likes to be on the Internet?

A Labragoogle.

How do chinese people laugh over the internet?

Lmao Zedong

Lizard Jokes More Lizard Jokes

What do you call a lizard on drugs?

A mariguana.

Why couldn't the lizard get it up?

He had ereptile dysfunction.

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

What does Mario use to talk to dead people?

A Luigi Board

Why is Tina Fey so good with her use of irony?

It's in the name...

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do you know when you are a drug addict?

when you realize that you have had 2 strepsils within one hour.

What's the worst part of having a lung transplant?

Knowing that the first couple of times you cough that the phlegm isn't yours.