Why can't you hear a pterodactyl peeing?

Because P is silent.

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What does a pterodactyl have in common with a urinal?

P in front of it

Why can't you hear a Pterodactyl use a bathroom?

The p is silent.

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What did the toilet say to the pee?

urine

Why did the Teletubbies find it hard to pee?

They only have one Tinkie-Winkie