Why can't you hear a pterodactyl peeing?

Because P is silent.

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Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom?

The p is silent.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl taking a leak?

Because their entire species is extinct.

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How do you get a polar bear in the water?

First, you cut a hole in the ice, then you sprinkle some pees around the hole. When the polar bear goes to take a pee, you kick him in the ice hole!

What's the difference between mashed potatoes and pea soup?

You can mash potatoes, but you can't pee soup. (sorry sorry. Really. I've loved this joke since I was... oh.. six...)