Why can't you hear a pterodactyl peeing?

Because P is silent.

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Why don't you hear a pterodactyl in the bathroom?

Because it's is silent....

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?

Because pterodactyls are extinct.

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What did the poop say to the pee when he was hitting on her?

I may be a two but your an eight..

Why bother drinking water?

You're just gonna pee it out. This is what Big Water doesn't want you to know.