Orn Jokes

What starts with "P" and ends with "ORN"?

It's "popcorn"! What were you thinking?!

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What starts with "F" and ends with "UCK"? What starts with "P" and ends with "ORN"?

What starts with "F" and ends with "UCK"? "FIRETRUCK"!!! What were you thinking? What starts with "P" and ends with "ORN"? ..."POPCORN"!! What were you thinking?!?!?!

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Firetruck Jokes More Firetruck Jokes

What do you call two Mexicans on the back of a firetruck?

Jose and Hose B

What word starts with F and ends with UCK?

Firetruck

P Jokes More P Jokes

Why are girls so hot?

because they lay out in the sun so much lol :P

Why is it so quiet when pterodactyls use the restroom?

Their P is silent.

Popcorn Jokes More Popcorn Jokes

What did baby corn say to mommy corn?

Where's popcorn

What do you call a Kryptonian who loves popcorn?

Kern-el

Start Jokes More Start Jokes

How do you start an earthquake in East Africa?

Shake Djibouti.

Whats the biggest difference between men and women?

The phrase I went through a whole box of tissues watching that film. is a good place to start.

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

Why is YOLO popular all of a sudden?

Was there seriously a problem of people thinking we all lived twice

Why do Physicists make terrible parents?

They think their children are small enough to neglect! Adapted from a Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal, I forget which one.

Begin Jokes More Begin Jokes

What begins with E, ends with E, and has one letter?

envelope

What don't you ever wanna call a black person that begins with the letter n. And ends with the letter r?

Neighbor

F Jokes More F Jokes

How do you get a little old lady to yell the F word?

Get another little old lady to yell "Bingo!"

What starts with F and ends in UCK?

Fire truck.

Course Jokes More Course Jokes

What do you get when you drop a baby into a wood chipper?

Well an erection of course.

What do you call a bear that's been in the rain?

A drizzly bear, of course