What do a tornado and a redneck wedding have in common?

Either way you lose a motorhome.

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What would Paul McCartney say after losing both his legs?

Suddenly....I'm not half the man I used to be....."

How did Jared lose 40 pounds?

He dumped his girlfriend

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What do you call a trailer park in a tornado?

Wind chimes.

What do you call a tornado holding a spork?

The Mersenne Twister.

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Why is a redneck wedding and a tornado alike?

Because either way someone is losing a trailer.

How do you know you're at a redneck wedding?

Everybody is sitting on the same side of the church