What if I have to poop?

D: Then you should go now. *awkward pause* "Thanks I feel better."

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Where were you supposed to poop?

2-year-old: The potty. Me: So why didn't you 2: I'm too busy.

What did Noah do with all the poop?

Threw it overboard. it formed the UK. Taken from here:

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Why did the dyslexic butcher feel left out?

He felt like he just didn't belong-a (bologna)

What does disappointment feel like?

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