What if I have to poop?

D: Then you should go now. *awkward pause* "Thanks I feel better."

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Poop Jokes More Poop Jokes

How do you guys tweet from the toilet?

I poop with both hands.

When you say you don't feel good "Are you pregnant?

people without kids "Do you have to poop " -people with kids

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

Why was red sad?

Because he was feeling blue

How did the midget feel when he found out he was retarded?

A little Down.