What if I have to poop?

D: Then you should go now. *awkward pause* "Thanks I feel better."

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Poop Jokes More Poop Jokes

How bad is it to poop your pants?

It Depends

What do you call a poop that went to med school?

Dookie Howser

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

What do you call that feeling when the bus finally arrives?

a peasantfeeling

Why didn't the feminist shave her arm pits?

Just kidding, just wanted to rile a few people up. But if you want to have a punchline contest, feel free.