Why was Cleopatra so negative?

Because she was queen of denial.

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What kind of umbrella does the Queen of England carry on a rainy day?

A wet one.

What do you say when your opponent resigns after you take their queen?

Sorry mate.

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What did Julius Caesar say after taking Cleopatra's virginity?

Veni, Vidi... Veni.

What did Caesar say to Cleopatra ?

Toga-ether we can rule the world !

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Why couldn't the Egyptian fisherman get over the fact that his boat had sunk?

Because he was stuck in denial.

What does a sheep in denial say?

Nahhhh