What does a dog see in the mirror?

A chair

Previous Random Joke Next

Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What do you get if you cross an insomniac, an agnostic, and a dyslexic?

A person who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog.

How can you tell a dog from an elephant?

The elephant remembers.

Mirror Jokes More Mirror Jokes

What do you call a twig that won't stop looking in the mirror?

A narcissistick.

Why did the invisible man look in the mirror?

To make sure he still wasn't there.

Chair Jokes More Chair Jokes

Why did you hit me with your chair?

Me: Because my desk is too heavy.

What time is it when yo mama sits on a chair?

Time to buy a new chair.