What does a dog see in the mirror?

A chair

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What do you call a dog without front legs?

Chester.

What does an agnostic man with insomnia and dyslexia do in his free time?

He stays awake all night wondering if there's a Dog.

Mirror Jokes More Mirror Jokes

Why should you never disturb a mirror?

Because they are always reflecting.

What do me and a mirror have in common?

A.When we see your face we both crack up!

Chair Jokes More Chair Jokes

What does a dog see in the mirror?

A chair

Why didn't the President fight with the chair?

Because we don't negotiate with chair-orrists.