You can negotiate with a terrorist.
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Because we don't negotiate with chair-orrists.
The Crimea River
Husband: Same as Jesus.. Wife: What do you mean Husband:I will disappear on Friday and reappear on Monday!!
WIFE: THEY JUST DISAPPEARED! In other room *cat is furiously stuffing missing dog posters into paper shredder*
You lay them right the first time and you can walk all over them for the next 20 years.
Because the guy'd always be disappointed when she took out a ring.
It takes four years to get an election.
None. Their President outsources the job to India.
The podiatrist bucks up your feet.
If left out for 4,000 years, yogurt will develop culture.
None, its already lit fam. I cannot take credit for this due to being told this joke by a freind. He was in fact lit af.
I told her 'No, thanks. The carton works fine.'
The Marine shrugged and replied, "Recoil."
Scoli-isis
The Crimea River.
You can actually negotiate with a terrorist.
A large pizza can feed a family of four"
