Negotiate Jokes

Whats the difference between a terrorist and a woman with PMS?

You can negotiate with a terrorist.

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Why didn't the President fight with the chair?

Because we don't negotiate with chair-orrists.

Where does Putin negotiate?

The Crimea River

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What did the Ukrainian say to the whiny American?

Crimea River.

What is Vladimir Putin's favourite Justin Timberlake song?

Crimea river

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What's the difference between mad cow disease and PMS?

Nothing.

Whats the difference between a terrorist and a woman with PMS?

You can negotiate with a terrorist.

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Why do they call it PMSing?

Mad Cow disease was already taken.

How many PMSing women does it take to change a lightbulb?

Six. Why? It just does! OKAY!

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What do you tell a woman who wants a larger outlook on life?

Tell her to stand next to the kitchen window

What do black guy's have that is twice the size of white men's, and expands upon contact with a woman?

A criminal record.

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What did the Challenger Austronaut day to his wife before he left?

You feed the kids, I'll feed the fishes."

What happened when the husband tried to deep fry his wife?

She went to the battered women's shelter

Terrorist Jokes More Terrorist Jokes

What do you call a terrorist on the moon?

A problem. What do you call when 3 terrorists are on the moon? A problem. What do you call when all the terrorists are on the moon? A solution.

What do you call playful insults between terrorists?

Talibanter

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Why should we elect Gabe Newell as President of the United States?

So there won't be a World War III.

How many Americans does it take to screw a lightbulb?

None. Their President outsources the job to India.

Putin Jokes More Putin Jokes

How do the Russian people feel about their government?

They're Putin up with it.

Why is Putin Always early?

because hes Russian (rush-en)