What did the dog say when he bit the sandpaper?

Nothing. He just grit his teeth.

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What do you get when you cross a dyslexic, an insomniac, and an agnostic?

Someone who lays awake at night wondering if there is a dog.

What kind of papers do dogs write?

A ruff draft.

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How can you tell if a Packers fan is mad at you?

They grit their tooth at you.

Why don't ducks have teeth?

Too much quack.

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How do you find where a flea has bitten you ?

Start from scratch !

Why hasn't any lawyer ever been bitten by a shark?

Professional courtesy.

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What did the dog say when he bit the sandpaper?

Nothing. He just grit his teeth.

How can you tell if a Packers fan is mad at you?

They grit their tooth at you.

Sandpaper Jokes More Sandpaper Jokes

What do you call sandpaper on fire?

Bernie Sanders

What does a blind person say when you give them sandpaper?

Well that's really tiny writing!"