What did the dog say when he bit the sandpaper?

Nothing. He just grit his teeth.

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Why do dogs run in circles ?

Because its hard to run in squares !

Why are dogs always thirsty?

Because water fountains were designed for humans! HEYOOOOOOO

Tooth Jokes More Tooth Jokes

What do you get when you put the entire South Carolina cheerleading team in one room?

A full set of teeth.

What do you get when you move 32 Texans into the same room?

A full set of teeth

Bite Jokes More Bite Jokes

What do you get when you're bitten by a mosquito wearing a fedora?

M'laria

Why is a toothless dog like a tree?

It has more bark than bite.

Grit Jokes More Grit Jokes

What did the dog say when he bit the sandpaper?

Nothing. He just grit his teeth.

What do they call grits up north?

Disgusting!

Sandpaper Jokes More Sandpaper Jokes

What did the dog say when he bit the sandpaper?

Nothing. He just grit his teeth.

What did the puppy say when it sat on sandpaper?

Ruff