What do, you call a handicapped person with a, vasectomy?

A seedless, vegetable.

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How does a guy prove he's tough?

He jogs home after his vasectomy. . Fairly old, vasectomies may not be so bad any longer.

Why was the topologist confident about performing a vasectomy?

Because open balls are in his neighborhood