How do you know if a complete stranger is vegan?

They already told you.

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How do you know whether somebody is a vegan?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

Why did this OkCupid user never go out on a date?

A. "I couldn't imagine a date could be interested in knowing about me more than this website"

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How can you tell if someone is schizophrenic?

I'll let my friend answer that one:

What would someone in the 13 hundreds say if you told them we fly in giant metal birds all around the world?

You mean across

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How can you tell someone hates vegans, cross fitters, and atheists?

Don't worry, they'll repost a joke about it.

How many vegans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Oh don't worry, they'll let you know.

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How do you know if a complete stranger is vegan?

They already told you.

Why have all these complete strangers started to poke around outside my window?

A: They wanna peek-a-chu.