Complete Stranger Jokes

Why have all these complete strangers started to poke around outside my window?

A: They wanna peek-a-chu.

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How do you know if a complete stranger is vegan?

They already told you.

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Start Jokes More Start Jokes

What starts with 'D' and has two letters in it?

w

Why didn't Jesus start a charity?

Cuz they're not for prophets.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

Why did the math student fail his exam?

He needed to sketch the sine and cuisine graphs but only knew how to do cos(-x)

How do U know it's the wrong hole?

No one has done this before, it's just us two you know

Window Jokes More Window Jokes

Why does my van have windows?

I want to make my victims feel like they have a chance.

Why is there no Windows 9 ?

Because Windows 7 8 9.

Wanna Jokes More Wanna Jokes

Why is that whenever we talk about pokemon, we sing the theme song?

Because I wanna be the very best, like no one ever was.

What did Napoleon say about the chopped up body?

I wanna Bone a part

Chu Jokes More Chu Jokes

How do you know that Ash Ketchum is a pervert?

Because he always takes a Pik-at-chu

Why can't you play hide and go seek with a Pokemon?

Because he'll peek-at-chu!

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

What kind of jokes does a priest tell?

Dad jokes

Why was 1 all salty?

Someone told him it was 2's day.

Vegan Jokes More Vegan Jokes

How many feminists does it take to screw a vegan?

Lightbulb.

What do Vegans, ISIS and Feminists have in common?

None of them like pork.

Poke Jokes More Poke Jokes

How do you get a Charmander and a Metapod on a train?

You poke 'em on.

Why are you always tired, Dad?

my 3-year-old asked as she woke me from a nap by poking me in the eye.