Complete Stranger Jokes

Why have all these complete strangers started to poke around outside my window?

A: They wanna peek-a-chu.

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How do you know if a complete stranger is vegan?

They already told you.

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Poke Jokes More Poke Jokes

How do you get Pikachu on the bus?

Poke 'em on!

How does the stork bring babies?

It pokes holes in condoms.

Window Jokes More Window Jokes

What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a seven year old?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a bag of cocaine fall out the window. EDIT: Damn it he was four

What does an air conditioner have in common with a computer?

They both lose efficiency as soon as you open windows.

Peek Jokes More Peek Jokes

Why did the boy peek down the toilet bowl?

He was trying to find Winnie the Pooh.

Why don't you take a shower with a Pokemon?

He might Peek at Chu!

Start Jokes More Start Jokes

Why did the skeletons start dancing?

Because they forgot the g in graveyard.

What's a word that starts with "u" and ends with "w"?

Cloning.

Vegan Jokes More Vegan Jokes

Why does vegan cheese taste bad?

It hasnt been tested on mice.

How many vegan people does it take to change a lightbulb?

One vegan, I am vegan, it was me - the vegan, I was the only vegan, it was me.

Wanna Jokes More Wanna Jokes

Why is 17 called the "mother-in-law" in black jack?

Because you wanna hit it, but sometimes you cant.

What did one monochromator say to another?

Hey, wanna get blazed?

Chu Jokes More Chu Jokes

What do you call 69-ing in China?

Tu Can Chu

Where is the Pokemon?

Peek-a-chu!

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How can you tell Voldemort used the bathroom before you?

He leaves a dark mark

How can you tell when Halloween is coming too soon?

The sight of premature Ejack-o-lanterns in the neighborhood. I'm a Dad so this joke is OK