Heinz-enburg.
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I'm often asked by people: "Why are your eyes covered in ketchup " So I tell them it's because Heinz sight is 20/20.
Up, yours " "No need to be like that I was only asking"
What's the difference between getting your girlfriend pregnant and asking how her day went There is no difference, you always regret both!
they pronounce everything with a hard "aargh"
The lanlord!
Nothing, because he is the one who knocks.
I have no ideer.
Two pirates.
Someone told him he should get an apple Mac
Nothing, you already told her 37 times.
Honey, walk faster, KETCHUP!
To ketchup Edit: I'm sorry
I don't know, I don't have 2020 vision.
Anyone who doesn't have poor visions.
The ultra sound guy. And who covers when hes off sick The hip replacement guy.
Don't worry, I've got you covered.
