Heinz-enburg.
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I'm often asked by people: "Why are your eyes covered in ketchup " So I tell them it's because Heinz sight is 20/20.
People said she was making too much of a racket.
Left behind
Goddamn right.
Well it's not Saving Jane, that's for sure.
Basically you just give a charity some money and don't tell anyone about it.
When talking to you, the extrovert mathematician looks at *your* shoes.
The waiter replies, "He looks it straight in the eye and says, 'You're gonna die.'"
No idear.
I don't know, I don't have 2020 vision.
Me: I dont know, I dont have 2020 vision
Mice outfit!
the media asks other media, peering into its media mirror, media-ing before a day of media in media.
Because the tomato sauce couldn't Ketchup.
To ketchup Edit: I'm sorry
You ask an informer
Two, but don't ask me how they got in there.
