What do you get when you cross a fag and a dairy farm?

A Dairy Queen

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What do you get when you cross an elephant and a skin doctor?

A: A pachydermatologist.

What do you get if you cross Dracula with Sir Lancelot?

A bite in shining armor.

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Why did the Dairy Queen get pregnant?

The Burger King forgot to cover his whopper

How did Burger King get Dairy Queen pregnant?

He didn't wrap his Whopper

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Why did the religious person give up smoking?

Because God hates fags.

How did the muslim get cancer?

By smoking a lot of fags.

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What do you call it when the only cow on your dairy farm won't produce milk?

Utter despair.

What do you call a man with a fetish for US currency who works on a dairy farm?

A quarter-pounder with cheese.