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They think long and hard before they touch weiner.
I can't memory my weiner in your mouth.
Shocked.
Because they like to get in touch with their inner self.
He looked a little blue
Because everytime they try to pronounce "election" everyone starts to giggle
It can't catch fire underwater... I think.
Mother: "Because he thinks he's a chicken." Little girl: "Why don't you tell him he's not a chicken " Mother: "We need the eggs."
On the Inkernet.
A CAIR package.
When did what happen
It was given two consecutive sentences.
He just shakes it off.
A nervous wreck! I first heard this at xmas 1952 (64 years ago) and it still makes me smile.