What's the best part of divorce?

Two Kwanzaas

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What's the best part of Christmas for Santa Clause?

He knows where all the naughty girls live #*( )*

What's the best part about having multiple personality disorder?

Banging your best friend's wife every night!

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What's the definition of divorce?

The screwing you get for the screwing you got!

Why do fifty percent of marriages end in divorce?

Well, I'm guessing it's because the other fifty percent can't afford lawyers.