A girl scout that got hit by a car.
Motorist: I thought it was good place. It says "Safety Zone."
A CADillac.
A dead centipede.
Someone who lies awake at night if there really is a dog.
Because they are already covered.
Because eventually, its cover would be blown.
Hit him with a fly swatter.
On a scale from one to ten, urinate.
The Girl Scout that got hit by a car.
He found a hair in one.
A: To turn the blinker off.
A brunette that's told one too many blonde jokes.
