Why did the maniacal chemist drop a rancher into his latest concoction?

Because the rancher was a cattlist.

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What's the worst thing about breaking up with a Japanese girl?

You have to drop the bomb twice before she gets the message.

What is the hardest thing about breaking up with a Japanese girl?

You have to drop the bomb on her twice before she gets it. I'm going to hell..

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Why did the rancher get out of the hemp-fed beef market?

The steaks were too high.

Why Do Ranchers Love Getting A Sore Throat?

Because they always get a little hoarse