How do you call for a bath?

With a Teletubbie.

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What do you call an epileptic leper taking a bath?

Porridge.

How do you know that there's a monster in your bath?

You can't get the shower curtain closed.

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Why did the Teletubbies find it hard to pee?

They only have one Tinkie-Winkie

How do you call for a bath?

With a Teletubbie.