What did the elephant say to his girlfriend?

I love you a ton!"

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What do you do if your girlfriend starts smoking?

Slow down and use Lubricant.

How do you know when your girlfriend is putting on too much weight?

She starts fitting into your wife's clothes.

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What's do you call a cross between an elephant and a rhino?

ell if I know.

What is even bigger than an elephant ?

A giant !

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How does an optometrist make love?

Better like this ... or better like this

How do porcupines make love?

Very, very carefully.