Who doesn't like Turkey?

Russia.

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What is Rio's least liked, most common Pokemon?

Zikachu.

When the hostess at the restaurant says "table for two?

I always like to look surprised and whisper "you can see her too ".

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Why is Edward still in Russia?

He's Snowden.

What did the whistleblower say after the blizzard in Russia?

I'm Snowden!

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What did the turkey say to the turkey hunter?

Quack! Quack! Quack!"

How long do you need to put the turkey in the oven for?

Mine was dead within 30 minutes (credit goes to my Grandma)