How does a blonde high-5?

A: She smacks herself in the forehead.

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Why do blondes put rulers on their foreheads?

A: They want to measure their intelligence.

How does a blonde high-five?

She smacks herself in the forehead.

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What happens if you draw on the blackboard and the teacher told you not to?

She draws a smack!

How do you swat one hundred flies at the same time?

Smack an Ethiopian in the face with a frying pan.