Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?

Because it has long-distance runners on each side.

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What do Michael Jackson and Santa have in common?

They both leave little boys rooms with lighter sacks.

What's Santa's favourite metal band?

Sleigher.

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When I was kid, and we'd go sledding on a cold snowy day, Ya know how often I had to rub my hands together to stay warm?

Intermittenly.

Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?

Because it has long-distance runners on each side.

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How do long distance runners send e-mail?

On the sprin-ternet.

Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?

Because it has long-distance runners on each side.