What did the physicist have for lunch?

Fission chips.

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Why couldn't the physicist get his paper published?

It was a work of friction.

What did the physicist say to the suicidal guy on the bridge?

Don't do it! You have potential!

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How did Metallica get their band name?

They Bonded over lunch.

How do you ask a dinosaur to lunch?

A: Tea Rex

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What is a physicist's favourite food?

Fission chips.

What meal was given out to the survivors of the Chernobyl accident?

Fission chips.