What did the physicist have for lunch?

Fission chips.

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Why couldn't the physicist get the Standard Model to work?

Because it wouldn't commute!

Why do Physicists make terrible parents?

They think their children are small enough to neglect! Adapted from a Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal, I forget which one.

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What did Hillary have for lunch the other day?

Little Seizures

What did the cannibal have for lunch?

Baked beings (beans).

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What's a nuclear scientist's favourite food?

Fission chips.

What meal was given out to the survivors of the Chernobyl accident?

Fission chips.