What did the physicist have for lunch?

Fission chips.

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What do you call a physicist who makes lets play videos?

Quarkiplier

Why couldn't the physicist understand how boats work?

He thought nothing could possibly travel faster than sea.

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How did Metallica get their band name?

They Bonded over lunch.

What do performing bears at the circus get for lunch?

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What did the physicist have for lunch?

Fission chips.

What is a physicist's favourite food?

Fission chips.