How do you scare a snowman?

You get a hairdryer!

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What did Jack Frost say to Frosty the Snowman?

Have an ice day!

How does a Snowman get to work?

By icicle.

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What happened to the ghost who couldn't scare?

He had to join a support group since he couldn't handle his boos.

Who plays those kind of jokes anymore?

You're scaring my wife. She's only 12, jeez.