What did the Pope say when he first saw the Shroud of Turin?

Holy Sheet!

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What does the Pope dip his chips in?

Holy Guacamole

What did the pope give up for lent?

His job.

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What did the Pope say when he first saw the Shroud of Turin?

Holy Sheet!

What did the pastor say when his blanket rose up from his bed?

Holy Sheet!"