Why are people always having their pizzas delivered?

Just order them without liver."

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People Jokes More People Jokes

Why do people with the Flu stand in corners?

Its always 90 Degrees

Why don't blind people skydive?

It scares their dogs too much

Pizza Jokes More Pizza Jokes

What toppings?

Pepperoni & a small cheese pizza" "Sir you can't top a pizza with a smaller pizza"

Why is there no volume control on the microwave?

Must it always wake the entire house when I'm trying to quietly nuke the last of the pizza

Order Jokes More Order Jokes

Why did you tie a rope on that criminal?

Officer: You ordered me to get a line on the suspect.

How are you going to celebrate 9-11?

I go to the tallest tower in my city. Call up a pizza place and order two large planes.

Deliver Jokes More Deliver Jokes

Who delivers pizza in the hood?

Popo John's

What was the last food delivered to the Twin Towers?

Pizza. Someone ordered two large planes.

Liver Jokes More Liver Jokes

What organ in the body never dies?

THE LIVER. ometrist will copyright this joke. hopefully.

What's the best kind of alcohol for your liver?

Nonanol.