Clue Jokes

What makes the Palestinians tick?

Not counting the bombs strapped to their chests, I have no clue.

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Why are there no black characters in clue?

Becuase if there were it would be called solved

Why do people always ask me for directions?

I have no clue where I am going. I am sure i have sent 100's of people into the ocean.

Why are there no black people in clue?

Because then it wouldn't be a mystery.

Why are there no black people in the game Clue?

Because then, it would be called Solved.

How did Steve get the clues?

Blew the dog

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Help Jokes More Help Jokes

What's your answer?

whispers into microphone* Please help me, I don't even know these people

What did the black kid say to his mom when he had diarrhea?

Help! I'm melting!

Mystery Jokes More Mystery Jokes

How are we out already?

ME: *hiding dog that I wrapped up like a mummy* it's a mystery I guess

How does Sherlock prefer his tea?

Steeped in mystery!

Bring Jokes More Bring Jokes

How does the stork bring babies?

It pokes holes in condoms.

Why did Snoop Dogg bring an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle.

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

Why didn't Santa give presents to any world leaders?

Because he thinks they're part of the illumi-naughty

What do you do with a bachelor who thinks he's God's gift?

Exchange him.

Rage Clue Jokes More Rage Clue Jokes

What's that over there?

I don't know but I just got a raging clue

Whats that over there?

I don't know but i think i just got a raging clue

Tick Jokes More Tick Jokes

Why did the girl spray her clock?

A: It was full of ticks.

Why did the German watchmaker say to the watch that kept saying "Tick, tick, tick, tick,..."?

Ve haff vays of meking you tock."

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

How did Kanye West ask Kim Kardashian to marry him ??

will i marry you?"

What'd u ask Santa for 6: a speed boat M: like a Lego boat?

6: no M: oh for the bath 6: no M: the pool 6: *doesnt break eye contact* no

Direction Jokes More Direction Jokes

Where Your Children Are?

Even worse, the next song is called, "Can You Give Me Directions "

Why did the stupid racing car driver make ten pit stops during the Grand Prix?

He was asking for directions.