How do crabs travel cheaply?

Pubic transportation

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What does a mentally challenged Time Lord use for travel?

A retardis.

What travels around the world but stays in one corner?

A stamp.

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What do you call a crab that plays baseball?

A pinch hitter.

What doesn't belong in this group, A lobster, an octopus, a crab, or a chinese man under a bus?

The octopus, obviously, the three others are crustaceans.