How do crabs travel cheaply?

Pubic transportation

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Why are you packing condoms for a sailing trip with 10 guys?

I'm saying "Just in case." Now I'm traveling with a bigger case.

What do you call a Microbiologist who travels the world?

A Man of many Cultures

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What do you call a crab that plays baseball?

A pinch hitter.

How do you test a pirate for crabs?

Swab the deck!