How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. That's a hardware problem.

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What is 32% black, 45% white... ...gets lit up and changes to blue and red at night?

Chicago.

How many tacos does it take to change a lightbulb?

why don't we have both

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How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: Just one more guys I promise.

How many Viet Nam vets does it take to change a light bulb?

You don't know? That's right, you know, because you weren't there, man!

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How many programmers does it take to change a lightbulb?

None that's a hardware problem

Why do programmers always mix up Halloween and Christmas?

Because Oct 31 == Dec 25

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How many programmers does it take to change a lightbulb?

None that's a hardware problem

How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. That's a hardware problem.