How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. That's a hardware problem.

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How many kidnapped children does it take to change a lightbulb?

The parents would love to know.

How many choir directors does it take to change a light bulb?

No one knows. No one ever watches the choir director.

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How many optimists does it take to change a light bulb?

Who says it's dark

How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WANNA RIDE BIKES

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What Happens When You Cross A Programmer And A Musician?

An Algo-rhythm.

What do programmers and obese people have in common?

They both call an 8-course meal a bite.

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How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. That's a hardware problem.

How many I.T. guys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

none. That's a hardware problem but have you tried turning it on and off again