What's the difference between a lesbian and a canoe?

A canoe tips.

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What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a 4 year-old child?

Eric Clapton never would have let his bag of coke fall out of a 49th-story window!

What's the difference between a cheeesburger and Reddit gold?

A cheeseburger can't feed your ego.

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What do you get when you cross a lesbian with a hippopotamus?

A lickalottapuss.

What do Brazil and lesbians have in common?

Neither like touching balls.

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What do you call two lesbians in a canoe?

Fur traders.

What's the difference between Joan of Arc and a canoe?

Question: What's the difference between Joan of Arc and a canoe? Answer: One is Maid of Orleans and the other is made of wood.

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What's the difference between a canoe and a Canadian?

The canoe tips.

What's the difference between a lesbian and a canoe?

A canoe tips.