How do I know thieves are bad kissers?

Because apparently I make out like a bandit.

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How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?

No one knows it's never happened.

What do you call a beast made entirely from egg whites?

A Meringue-u-tang!!! Note: I know it's spelled Orangutan. :P

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How do I know thieves are bad kissers?

Because apparently I make out like a bandit.

What do you call a black kid riding a bike?

A thief....

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What do you call a robber who looks like David Beckham?

Bandit like Beckham

How do thieves kiss?

They make out like bandits.