How do I know thieves are bad kissers?

Because apparently I make out like a bandit.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?

I don't know I have DirecTV.

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You'll know if she was faking it.

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Why didn't the man report his stolen credit card?

The thief was spending less then his wife.

How do thieves kiss?

They make out like bandits.

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How do I know thieves are bad kissers?

Because apparently I make out like a bandit.

What do you call a robber who looks like David Beckham?

Bandit like Beckham