Garbage Bag Jokes

What do you call two homeless people hitting each other with garbage bags?

A Pillow Fight

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What is worse than a dead baby in a garbage bag?

A dead baby in two garbage bags.

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20 Year Old Jokes More 20 Year Old Jokes

What do you call a 20 year old spaceship that whines all the time and never wants to run properly?

The Millenial Falcon.

How was I supposed to know they meant combined?

They really look like adults, especially the 20-years old

Garbage Jokes More Garbage Jokes

Why was the pig happy when reviewers criticized his story?

Because they called it garbage.

Why do programmers produce more garbage than others ?

Because they (some of them) don't have a garbage collector.

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What did the Mexican firefighter name his two sons?

Jos and Josb

Why were there only 40,000 Mexicans at the Battle of the Alamo?

They only had 2 trucks

Black People Jokes More Black People Jokes

What do you call an asian who hates black people?

A member of the Kru Krux Kran

What's the same about nail care and black people?

They're both manicures

Window Jokes More Window Jokes

Why did microsoft go directly to windows 10?

Because windows 7 8 9

What did the Windows user say to his Linux terminal?

DIR

Formaldehyde Jokes More Formaldehyde Jokes

What gas is best dressed at a dinner party?

Formaldehyde

What's the difference between a 6 month old and a 20 year old?

About 6 garbage bags and 30 gallons of formaldehyde.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between starlings and swallows?

Your mum doesn't starlings.

What's the difference between Tuna, a Piano, and a bottle of Glue?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna!

Pillow Fight Jokes More Pillow Fight Jokes

What do you call two hobos hitting each other with cardboard?

Pillow fight

What did the homeless men yell when they hit each other with cardboard?

Pillow fight!