Dirty Laundry Jokes

What do you do when an epileptic is having a seizure in the bathtub?

Throw your dirty laundry in there with some detergent.

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What are you supposed to do when someone is having a seizure in the bath?

throw a load of dirty laundry in.

What do you do when you see someone having a seizure in a bathtub?

Throw in a load of dirty laundry and some detergent.

What US state has a lot of dirty laundry?

Washington

Why was the deaf man sighing and shaking his head in disgust when he looked over at his next door neighbour?

Because she was *airing her dirty laundry*!!!

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She starts fitting into your wife's clothes.

What state did the programmer start her road trip in?

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What has six eyes but cannot see?

Three men in a house with dirty dishes in the sink, laundry that needs to be folded and kids that need a bath

What has one eye but can't see?

A blind man... I'll show myself out... TO SEE YOU BACK NEXT WEEK!!

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Where were u on the nite of the 5th?

Stabbing a guy. "Louder for the tape." leans in Grabbing a pie. I went out for pie.

What did the man say when he walked into a milk bar?

Can I grab some milk *Bah dum tsss*

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Where does a zookeeper hang his laundry?

On a clothes lion.

What do you do with an epileptic in a bathtub?

Laundry.

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What is the quickest way to double your money ?

Fold it in half !

Why are proteins so bad at poker?

They always fold.

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Why do the walking dead survivors try to get to washington D.C.?

Because it's their Michonne.

Which state does the most laundry?

Washington.

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Why don't Chinese Restaurant owners do their dirty dishes?

Because it's too much wok! Sorry, I just made that up!

What has six eyes but cannot see?

Three men in a house with dirty dishes in the sink, laundry that needs to be folded and kids that need a bath

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What did the electrician say while swimming across a river?

Oh my God, that's a lot of current!"

What do you get if you cross a pig and a telephone ?

A lot of crackling on the line !