Why did the bacteriologist quit her job?

She hated being microbe-managed.

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What do jedi hate the most?

Forced jokes.

What do you call people that you hate?

Clouds, because once they are gone it's a beautiful day.

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Why did the angel lose her job?

She had harp failure.

How many Americans does it take to screw a lightbulb?

None. Their President outsources the job to India.

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Why did Barty Crouch Jr. quit drinking?

Because it was making him moody.

What happens when Turkeys get the common cold?

They quit smoking.

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How do you manage that?

I think it was when I tried to push it through the letterbox.

How do the people of northern Iraq manage to get so much done?

The Kurds have their ways