What does Dracula say when you tell him a new fact?

Well fangcy that!

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How can you tell a bernie sanders supporter from a hillary supporter?

There age

How do you tell the difference between members of the GOP and ISIS?

Skin color.

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How does Dracula like to have his food served?

In bite-sized pieces.

What is Dracula's girlfriend called when she gives him head?

Down for the count!