How can you tell if Lady Gaga is dead?

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Why couldn't the choir director figure out whether Alison Brie was alto soprano?

Everytime he tried, he was told that she was young and that they tried not to sectionalise her.

Why can't you tell a Philosophy Student a good joke?

You need to give a three hour lecture and turn in a research paper on "What is 'good' " first.

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Why did Lady Gaga wear seashells to the VMAs?

Because B-shells were too small.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga?

You pa- pa- poker face, pa- pa- poker face!

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When's your birthday?

Me: (Drunk) um ok thats easy... ten dash four PO: What year Me: Ugh duh every year

How can you tell if Lady Gaga is dead?

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