Elbow Jokes

What is the most Spanish body part?

Elbow.

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What did Ted Cruz's wife get after being elbowed by him?

A Ted Bruz

How?

He had elbow-a

Why is it called the "funny bone" when you hit your elbow on something and it tingles?

Because it's humerus.

Why did I go with the cheap arms?

Narrator: "Elbows"

Why did the dog have a gleam in his eye?

Someone bumped his elbow while he was brushing his teeth.

How do you feel now?

Me: With my elbows

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What if the lion's too close?

picking up tiny stool "we've thought of that"

Why did nobody in the Orlando nightclub fight back?

They weren't thinking straight.

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What does a Spanish cow say?

Muuuuuuuey!

What did the guy with 6 children say to the guy with six felonies?

I don't know they were speaking Spanish.

Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

How do you make a dog go meow?

Freeze it and run it through a bandsaw. MEEEOWW!!

What does a Korean need when they're taking their dog out?

Oven gloves.

Bump Jokes More Bump Jokes

Why do they call them "country bumpkins"?

Because in the country, you bump your kin!

Why did the bus driver drop his coffee?

Because he hit a bump in the road. What was the bump in the road? Little Timmy.

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

How many true friends do you believe you have?

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How do you feel if subjected to temperatures of absolute zero?

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Funny Bone Jokes More Funny Bone Jokes

Why is it called a funny bone?

Because its humerus!

What do you call a beach with crooked waves?

OC A Scoli-ocean! (Came up with that recently, hope it tickles your funny bone)

Tooth Jokes More Tooth Jokes

What's the best time to go to the dentist?

Tooth hurty.

What helps keep your teeth together?

Toothpaste.