Elbow Jokes

What is the most Spanish body part?

Elbow.

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What did Ted Cruz's wife get after being elbowed by him?

A Ted Bruz

How?

He had elbow-a

Why is it called the "funny bone" when you hit your elbow on something and it tingles?

Because it's humerus.

Why did I go with the cheap arms?

Narrator: "Elbows"

Why did the dog have a gleam in his eye?

Someone bumped his elbow while he was brushing his teeth.

How do you feel now?

Me: With my elbows

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Brush their teeth!

What can you sit on, sleep on, and brush your teeth with?

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A bit cross.

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Because it's humerus.

Why is it called a funny bone?

Because its humerus!

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Why do you hold your hand flat above your eyes when you look into the distance?

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He lost his sense of humerus.

Why is it that arms tell the funniest jokes?

Because they are humerus