How do you find a white person in the condiment aisle?

A: UM EXCUSE YOU THAT'S RACIST!!!!----oh look, there they are!

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Why did the Naval Inspector fail the submarine?

Because he found it to be SUB-standard.

Why is revenge a dish best served with honey?

Because honey is what you find at the end of bee trails (betrayals)

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What did the pony say after he coughed?

Excuse me, I'm a little hoarse."

What excuse does an Ape give for abducting a pretty girl?

I can't help it - she brings out the beast in me!

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How do you find a white person in the condiment aisle?

A: UM EXCUSE YOU THAT'S RACIST!!!!----oh look, there they are!

What do you call a white person on fire?

A firecracker.