How do you find a white person in the condiment aisle?

A: UM EXCUSE YOU THAT'S RACIST!!!!----oh look, there they are!

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What do yeast and a redneck have in common?

They're both usually found with beer and inbred. -&y (written by moi)

What do you find in an elephants graveyard ?

Elephantoms !

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How long is a china-man?

Excuse the question mark, "How Long" is in fact a china man.

What excuse did Adam give to his children as to why he no longer lived in Eden?

A. Your mother ate us out of house and home.

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What do you call it if a white person robs you?

Capitalism

What's something a white person says a lot, but a black person never says?

Hi dad!