Where did George Washington keep his armies?

In his sleevies.

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Where do ants keep their armies?

in their sleevies

Where do generals keep their armies?

in their sleevies

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What did George Washington Abraham Lincoln and Christopher Columbus all have in common?

They were all born on holidays."

What would George Washington do if he were alive today?

Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.