What do you call a utility knife that doesn't work?

A futility knife.

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Why do need it at work?

It's all I do. "WHAT " I said, IT'S NICE TO SEE YOU.

How many didn't?

Ten. (Shame this one doesn't work too well for reddit - the funniest part of this joke is the third punchline enjoying people struggle to understand what the hell you're talking about.)