Welfare Jokes

What do you call someone from Olomouc who's living on the dole?

A welfare Czech.

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What body regulates the welfare of Santa's workers?

The Elf and Saftey Executive.

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Work Boot Jokes More Work Boot Jokes

How do you starve a black person?

You put his welfare checks in his work boots.

How do you starve an black man?

Hide his food stamps under his work boots.

Regulate Jokes More Regulate Jokes

How do you persuade the US Senate to regulate the laws on guns?

Put them inside a woman's body.

What body regulates the welfare of Santa's workers?

The Elf and Saftey Executive.

Blonde Jokes More Blonde Jokes

What do you call a Redhead who dyes her hair Blonde?

TransGinger

What do you say to a Blonde that won't give in?

A: "Have another beer."

Jerk Jokes More Jerk Jokes

What do you do, if you're jerking off when you're meant to do something else but you're putting it off?

Procrasturbation.

What's the fourth derivative called?

Inauguration. Why Change of jerk.

Starve Jokes More Starve Jokes

Why would you never starve in the desert?

Because of all the sandwiches there.

Why is it impossible to starve in the desert?

Because of the sand which is there.

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why is fruit so expensive?

I want some raspberries, not the tears of Jesus.

Why do they want to change the faces on dollars but not on coins?

Because the only constant is change.

Black Person Jokes More Black Person Jokes

What's long and hard On a black person?

First grade

How do you find a black person?

Guilty.

Czech Jokes More Czech Jokes

Why did Bobby Fischer marry a woman from Prague?

A: He was looking for a Czech mate.

Where did Czechslovakia split up?

At the Czech-out line.