What did the vegetarian lion say before going hunting?

Lettuce prey"

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Why are there no feminists in Japan?

Because they hunt whales.

Why did the Duck flying in the sky get Shot?

Michael J Fox was hunting rabbits.

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What did the vegetarian lion say before going hunting?

Lettuce prey"

What does a vegetarian hunter say before dinner?

Lettuce prey"