Lettuce Prey Jokes

What does a vegetarian hunter say before dinner?

Lettuce prey"

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What did the vegetarian lion say before going hunting?

Lettuce prey"

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Hunt Jokes More Hunt Jokes

Why is Shakespeare bad at hunting?

because he can't aim steadily

Why is seeing a snow leopard on the hunt almost, but not quite the rarest thing in the world?

A ready predator is pretty rare, but not as rare as a pretty redditor! :)

Dinner Jokes More Dinner Jokes

What do sea monsters have for dinner?

Fish and ships.

What did the cannibal say to his co-worker?

You should stop by later. The missus and I are having people for dinner.