Because they take a steroid.
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An athlete
Because it is using steroids.
One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer, the other one is a watermelon.
A baby hit by a snow blower
He walked into a bar.
He was on performance-enhancing rugs.
That's offal
Wall-sits.
No matter what happens, the addiction always makes you stronger.
She said, "Whatever means necessary." "No it doesn't," I said.
Toucan
Horses
9/11 victims.... They can clear 10 stories in 5 seconds.
We don't need an asteroid...
Surely they should be called asteroids? :
A chicken crossing Ethiopia. What's the second fastest animal ... The ethiopian chasing it.