Why couldn't Shah Rukh Khan enter America?

Because he wasn't an Amirkhan

Previous Random Joke Next

Enter Jokes More Enter Jokes

What did the dragon say as he entered the party?

Hey, how are you *Alduin*

Why does a VC always enter a room backwards?

To keep an eye on the exit

America Jokes More America Jokes

How did horses get to America in the 1700's?

On the Hayflower!

Why aren't eagles allowed to be sick in america?

Because that would be illeagle