Why couldn't Shah Rukh Khan enter America?

Because he wasn't an Amirkhan

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How do you enter a brothel in Westeros?

Through the Hodor!

What do you call a duck traveling south that enters a time warp and meets itself traveling north?

A pair of ducks.

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Why were you speeding?

Motorist: I wasn't going to miss seeing myself on "America's Most Wanted."

What did one cracker say to the other?

Let's conquer the Americas, Africa, Australia, and Asia."