Decline Jokes

What happened when Santa cut his beard?

The police came and took statements but ultimately Mrs. Claus declined to press charges. OC

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What did the surgeon say when the doctor declined going out after work?

Suture self!

Why did Steve Jobs decline chemotherapy?

Because an apple a day keeps the doctor away.

Why was the ginger declined when he tried to sell his soul to the devil?

Insufficient funds.

Why does Kylo Ren decline all my raid invites in WoW?

Cause he been solo.

Why did the biker decline an invitation to the rally?

He was just two tired.

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What does velcro yell as it charges into battle?

ATTACH!

What do you call the angel in charge of hydroelectrics?

A God dam engineer.

Invitation Jokes More Invitation Jokes

Why did the biker decline an invitation to the rally?

He was just two tired.

Which Greek god was annoyed by his invitation to the Goddess Dyslexia's party?

Ares.

Kylo Ren Jokes More Kylo Ren Jokes

Why is Kylo Ren so lonely all the time?

He's Ben Solo his whole life

How does Kylo Ren talk on the phone?

A Hans free device

Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

Why was the Doctor screaming angrily at his secretary?

He ran out of patients.

How are doctors so well tempered even under heavy stress?

They have a lot of patients

Sell Jokes More Sell Jokes

What did the Devil say to the being that sold its soul to him?

Nice doing business with you!"

How is marijuana stock sold on the stock market?

Buy high sell higher.

Come Jokes More Come Jokes

Why didn't Kevin from Home Alone call the cops when the burglars came around?

He was running a trap house.

What did the knife say to the pretty lady?

Nothing, she knew what was coming...

Apple Jokes More Apple Jokes

Why doesn't Ebola harm fruit?

Because if it affected an Apple it'd be called I-Bola.

Why is an apple a Dalek's favourite fruit?

Because it keeps the Doctor away!

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

What do you call a Mexican working at Tim Hortons?

a Filipino

Why is Daredevil not a part of the Avengers?

Because he doesn't work with Vision