Decline Jokes

What happened when Santa cut his beard?

The police came and took statements but ultimately Mrs. Claus declined to press charges. OC

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What did the surgeon say when the doctor declined going out after work?

Suture self!

Why did Steve Jobs decline chemotherapy?

Because an apple a day keeps the doctor away.

Why was the ginger declined when he tried to sell his soul to the devil?

Insufficient funds.

Why does Kylo Ren decline all my raid invites in WoW?

Cause he been solo.

Why did the biker decline an invitation to the rally?

He was just two tired.

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Who does the butcher look forward to seeing after a tough day at work?

His loving knife.

What do you call a Snake game that doesn't work?

An E-Reptile dysfunction

Come Jokes More Come Jokes

Which mafia boss came with all the dlc?

John Goty

Why aren't you working?

Me: I didn't see you coming!

Chemotherapy Jokes More Chemotherapy Jokes

Why did Steve Jobs decline chemotherapy?

Because an apple a day keeps the doctor away.

What do you say to a thin American?

Hows the chemotherapy going?

Charge Jokes More Charge Jokes

What knight of the round table never paid with cash when buying something?

Sir Charge

What do you call a group of people in charge of renewable energy for a town?

A solar panel.

Raid Jokes More Raid Jokes

Why did the Tour de France get raided?

The police heard it was full of pedal-philes.

Why do political yes-men use so much Raid?

Because they're sycophants!

Ginger Jokes More Ginger Jokes

What does a north Korean and a ginger have in common?

Neither has a Seoul

Why do Irishmen hate Kia?

Because gingers don't have Souls.

Suture Self Jokes More Suture Self Jokes

What did the surgeon say when the doctor declined going out after work?

Suture self!

What did the lazy surgeon say to his patient?

Suture self!

Devil Jokes More Devil Jokes

Who's there ! Becker ! Becker who ?

Becker the devil you know !

What does a wicked chicken lay?

A: Deviled eggs.