Because he kept getting side tracked by pet projects
Five. Germany to start it, France to try and then give up almost immediately, Italy to start, give up, and try again from the other side, America to finish it and claim credit for the whole thing, and Switzerland to sit in the dark and pretend that nothing happened.
They both started out black and blue then became white and golden
Once you're finished with the breasts and thighs, you're left with a greasy box to put your bone in.
If you find the right woman, you're complete.
They are both ment for boys but in the end it's the men who plays with them
The Andouille Decimal System
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