Why couldn't the taxidermist finish anything he started?

Because he kept getting side tracked by pet projects

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What word starts with M and ends in arraige and is a man's favourite thing?

Miscarriage. This joke never gets old, just like the baby.

What's the difference between an accident and a catastrophe?

It's an accident if a boat full of refugees starts to take in water. A catastrophe is if they know how to swim

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What did the painter say after finishing a portrait of his brother Andrew?

I drew drew

When will my baby move?

With any luck, right after it finishes college.

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How do beer companies track their sales?

On dos axes

Why was the cook late to Thanksgiving dinner?

He lost track of thyme. Happy Thanksgiving.

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Whatcha thinkin' about?

Taxidermist: Stuff.

What does a taxidermist do for a living?

Oh you know... stuff...