Why couldn't the taxidermist finish anything he started?

Because he kept getting side tracked by pet projects

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Neither can finish a play.

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What does a taxidermist do for a living?

Oh you know... stuff...

Why couldn't the taxidermist finish anything he started?

Because he kept getting side tracked by pet projects